Marriage (Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.  iiI'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?

His new bride said, No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not.

Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'

Yeah? she replies. When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table ... Husband gets up in a rage and says, And you are no good in bed either, and storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, What took you so long to answer the phone?

She says, I was in bed.

"In bed this early, doing what?" he asks

"Getting a second opinion!"

Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of all his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, Mother of Six, in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, Shall we go home Mother of six?

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, Anytime you're ready, Father of four.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

*about you
1. Nicknames: freaky 69
2. B-Day: 1o.21.87
3. Age: 16
4. i think i'm a: SLUT
5. Social security: psst.. i dont even know
6. Where do you live?: trashcan behind jack's house =)
7. What school do you attend?: Long Beach pOlytechnic
8. Siblings?: yes, 3 annOying ones
9. Pets: nOpe
10. Zodiac Sign: Libra
11. Righty or Lefty: righty

*looks
12. Hair color: uMm... naturally.. HAHA WHO KNOWS! rite now it's like reddish-brownish-yellowishhh
13. Eye color: dark brOwn
14. height: 5'2'' i think or 1'' and a half
15. Do u wear contacts or glasses? i have glasses but dont wear them
16. Do you have any piercings? yes
17. if so what do you have pierced? ears
18. Do you have a tattoo? not yet
19. Do you have a cell phone? HAD
20. Do you wear any rings? nO
21. Do you have a certain fashion you follow? uMm.. my line of clothes are hollister, ae, a&f

*at the moment
22. How are you today? sLeepy
24. What pants are you wearing right now? not wearing pants
25. What shirt are you wearing right now? baby blue t-shirt
26. What are you doing right now? changing my layOut
27. What does your hair look like at the moment? messed up
28. What song are u listening to right now? M - Just One Night
29. What was the last thing you ate? eGgs
30. How is the weather right now? cLoudy
31. Last person you talked to on the phone: uMmm co van
32. Last Dream you can remember: cant remember
33. Who are you talking to right now? brian
34. What time is it? 9:01

*just stuff
35. What are the last four digits of your phone
number? ****
36. If u were a crayon, what color would you be? yeLLow
37. Have you ever almost died? almOst.. yeahhh i drowned n my whole life flash before my eyes...
38. Do u like the person that sent u this? NO
39. How do u eat an Oreo: open up the Oreo... lick the side wit the cream and then eat it
40. What makes you happy? licking oreos…
41. What's the next CD you are going to buy? iono
42. What religion/denomination are you? catholic
43. What's the best advice ever given to you? GUYS ARE JERKS =)
44. Have u ever won any special award? yep..for being “special” =D
45.What are your future goals? iono
46. Do u like to dance? HELL YEAH!
47. Worst sickness u ever had? chicken pOx
48. What's the stupidest thing u ever done? -------------
49. What's your favorite memory? iono
50. If u could change one thing about yourself what would it be? nothing cuz Christina told me that - “you are beautiful…no matter what they say…words cant bring you down..”
51. Where do you shop the most? at the grocery store…
52. How many kids do you want to have? 4
53. What guys name do u like? cynthia, rachael, stephanie
54. What gurls names do u like? bobby, bob, jones, billy, dilly 
55. Do you do drugs? duh! tylenol, midol, advil…all them good stuff
56. Do you drink? yeS KOOL AIS
57. What kind of toothpaste do you use? crest.. or colgate
58. What sport do you hate the most? baseball... UGH soo boring
59. What are you most scared of? drOwin' and being tickled to death.. =*(
60. How many TV's do you have in your house? 2
61. Do you have your own? nO
62. Do you have your own phone line? noPe
63. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? yeshh do u have a problem?
64. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone: boned my ankle and then twisted my ankle..
65. Who do you dream about: ----------
66. Who do you tell your dreams to? my friends
67. Who's the loudest friend you have: NANCY! haha dont mess wit her
68. Who's the quietest friend: ummm julie
70. How many licks does it take to get to the center
of a tootsie pop? Ur supposed to lick those things??!!!!! WHAT!! ur trippppeeennn
71. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? rooster

*more info
72. Do you believe in Love? love.. wat is love?
73. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? nOpe
74. Do you have a crush? ---------------------------------------- =)
75. Who is your crush? ---------------------------------------
76. Did you send this to your crush? nO
77. Do you believe in Love at first sight? iono
78. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon? get  nakiee
79. What song do you want played at your wedding? let's get married - jagged edge
80. What's the first thing you notice about a guy? clothes... shoes
81. Are you shy too ask someone out? nOOOoooo
82. Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with? nO one
83. Do you find yourself attractive? yeshhh all the time
84. Do you find yourself ugly? yeshhh all the time
85.Others find you attractive? of course not

*whats better
87. Making out with Chad Michael Murray or Tom Felton? chad michael MURRAY!
88. What's worse having your tonsils or appendix Removed? iono

*this/that
133. Lights on/off: oFf
134. sun or rain? snow!
135.Mickey D's(McDonalds) or BK(Burger King)? BK
136. Do u like scary or happy movies better? both
137. Backstreet Boys or nsync?: BSB!
138. On the phone or in person? online.. in person
139. Paper or plastic? plastic =)
140. Sausage or pepperoni? pepperoni
141. Summer or winter? summer
142. Hugs or kisses? xoxo
143. Chocolate or white milk: chocolate
144. Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: dr. pepper!
145. Glass half full or half empty? half fULL
147. Tape or DVD? beta-max!
148. Cats or Dog? turtles are sooo cool!
150.Vanilla or Chocolate: cHocolate
151. Skiing or Boarding: havent tried either... but i wanna snowboard
152. Day or night: day
153. Cake or pie: CANDY
155. Diamond or pearl: diamonds
156. sunset or sunrise: sunrise..

*favorites
157. Color: yeLLow
158. food: anything
159. Fast Food: burger KING
160. Candy: starbrust
161. Beverage: BEER... j/k raspberry ice tea
162. Ice Cream Flavor: rocky road
163. Sport? bbaLL, vbaLL
163. Animal: turtles =)
164. number: 69
165. Radio Station: 102.7
167. Band: the used
168. Song: this i promise you - nsync (special reasons)
169. Fav. Actor or Actress? CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY! haha
170. Fav. day of the year? iono
171. Fav. month: june
172. tv show? ONE TREE HILL
173. Store: HOLLISTER
174. Scent: BO! have u smelt that??…its soo good!
175. Teacher: mrs. RUCKER (8th grade)
176. Board Game: monopoly
177. Saying: -

GOD DAMN!! MiN wOoo is still the HOTTEST guy in the whole WIDE WORLD

song of the moment: You Just Never Know - 702

man... my mom was being all loud today made me wake up.. stupid... wanna go swimming today wit anh n her sister nancy... dang the strangest thing happened yesterday... tania called me up n we ended up talking til like 11... haha she made me miss my chance of talking to him... but it's okieee.. we were talking about camp n sadies n i didnt really know which one i wanted to go to but now im leaning towards sadies... gotta get the money from vickee n cat... @ tn yesterday louis drove me n julie to the mall to get something for her uncle's baby whoa... we drove back n forth to the mall n her house.. soo picky... louis was soo nice to drive us... =) he's the COOLEST! confirmation ppl danced yesterday.. it was uMMmm.... yeah... it was as randy would say it... AITE... speaking of him... i saw William Hung this morning on the news... unfortunately i juss woked up n soo my hearing was ambiguious... judging by the looks of it im guessing they're talking about his big success now... that's good he's soo nice... that's why i have him on as a icon =)